12 type of Men

1. MR. THUG LIFE Advantages a. Real good at making love b. Fun and exciting c. Makes you laugh d. Has your back, will fight and protect you Disadvantages a. Usually drinks and smokes too much b. Always got drama c. Stays a thug forever d. In and out of jail 2. MR. "NAW, I DON`T HAVE A GIRL" Advantages a. Will take you out in the beginning b. Will introduce you to all his friends c. Compliments you all the time Disadvantages a. Has a girlfriend who he`s been with since the 2nd grade b. Will not get rid of her c. He tells you about her after you`ve fallen in love with his*bleep* 3. MR. BIG BALLA Advantages a. Will give you money with no questions asked b. Has alot of style to him c. Will show you some of the nice things in life Disadvantages a. Never returns your pages b. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first c. Loves to be around his boys more than you. 4. MR. I`M IN THE INDUSTRY Advantages a. Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the jumpin parties b. Can have a decent stimulating conversation c. Tends to dress nice Disadvantages a. You don`t know if he`s gay, straight or bi b. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment c. You still have to wait in line to get in all the jumpin parties, then there`s drama at the door d. All he has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities but he doesn`t know any of them personally 5. MR. INTELLECTUAL Advantages a. Book smart b. Cares about how you feel c. Has a very good job Disadvantages a. Boring as hell b. Doesn`t know what the hell he`s doin in bed c. He is not street smart d. Always asking you when can he see you again 6. MR. GHETTO Advantages a. THE BOMB IN BED!!!!! b. Makes you laugh c. Got mad style and flava d. Has a temper, but generally a charming sweet guy e. Says he want a real relationship Disadvantages a. He got 3 or more baby momma's b. Wants to lay up in your crib, use the phone, and eat up all the food c. Is in denial when you tell him about himself d. Comes home at 3:00 am and says he was out with his boys 7. MR. I`M A RIGHTEOUS BLACK MAN Advantages a. Will teach you about black history b. Revolutionary c. Inspiring & gives to you spiritually &emotionally d. Wants a wife and family Disadvantages a. Breaks up with you for a white girl b. No money- doesn't have a job c. doesn't own a nice suit, always wearing camouflage and sweats d. In the end, you find out he is just a trifling, con motha*bleep* 8. MR. TOO DAMN GOOD, NAW JUST A ( TYPICAL NIGGA ) Advantages a. Will introduce you to his mother b. Has a job and will take you out c. Will give you money for your bills if you need it d. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday Disadvantages a. Sometimes he goes or church on Sunday b. Secretly wants to be Mr. Thug Life c. Wears fake Movado &Rolex watches when he goes to the club d. Ignores you when the game is on because he takes sports too serious-He didn`t make it professionally e.You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you 9. MR. PLAYA Advantages a. Will tell you the truth - that you`re not the only one b. Sometimes he`s fairly decent in bed c. He tells you that you`ve changed him and he`s ready to settle down d. Has his own apartment and car (invites you to move in with him) Disadvantages a. He doesn`t acknowledge you in public, especially if there`s women around b. Generally he is a punk (won`t stand up for anything) c. He expects you to believe all his lies just because he told you the truth about other women d. After you catch his lyin` ass , he tells you that he told you that he was a playa in the beginning anyway 10. MR. I HAVE A JOB Advantages a. Of course.... he has a job b. Doesn`t have too many bad habits c. Will take care of you when you`re sick d. Tells you that he is in love with you Disadvantages a. You stay in the relationship 2 years or more and then find out he`s a shiftless, lazy son-of-a-bitch who wants you to do all the wifely duties but won`t give you a ring. b. He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is not "in love" with you c. After he leaves you he gets married a month later 11. MR. BEST FRIEND Advantages a. He`s your best friend, you tell each other everything; you get along very, very well b. He gives you advice when you and your man are having problems c. The ultimate gentleman d. Sweet and caring with a good sense of humor Disadvantages a. You end up hooking up with him only to find he ain`t about shit either! b. Now, you gotta find a new best friend because you can`t stand his ass no more 12. MR. RIGHT Advantages a. He loves God and takes his relationship with God seriously b. He is intellectual, brilliant, and capable of taking you there mentally and emotionally c. He will love you even when you are not lovable d. He has a career and not a job! e. He acknowledges his faults and strives to be a better man f. He understands a relationship is built on a 200% quota - 100% him and 100% you g. He doesn`t have a bunch of kids and babies mommas - he`s smarter than that. h. He is a true best friend and everything you ever wanted in a man i. He was cute when you met him. But, after spending sometime you see he`s fine as hell! j. He can dress - knows the difference b/t formal, semi-formal, professional, business casual, casual, and since we are just chilling let me throw on some sweats and a fitted hat h. He loves his mother! Disadvantages a. You`ve never met him and if you did he already has a girl/wife. FINALLY...MR RIGHT!

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